{"id":147,"date":"2017-11-05T19:18:41","date_gmt":"2017-11-05T19:18:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aeiblog-1-111109.ingress-florina.ewp.live\/?p=147"},"modified":"2018-03-01T20:39:46","modified_gmt":"2018-03-01T20:39:46","slug":"state-of-the-union","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aeiblog-1-111109.ingress-florina.ewp.live\/?p=147","title":{"rendered":"State of the Union 2016-2018 (In a poetic nutshell)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><span class=\"emoji\">\ud83d\ude28\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"emoji\">\ud83d\ude2d\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"emoji\">\ud83d\ude20\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"emoji\">\ud83d\ude35\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"emoji\">\ud83d\ude31\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"emoji\">\ud83e\udd22<\/span><\/h1>\n<h3>Hillary got dumped,<\/h3>\n<h3>And America got Trumped.<\/h3>\n<h3>So now we&#8217;re <em><strong>ALL<\/strong><\/em> humped.<\/h3>\n<h3>Our allies are stumped,<\/h3>\n<h3>While Putin is pumped.<\/h3>\n<h3>In my throat there&#8217;s a lump,<\/h3>\n<h3>When I hear Mr. Trump,<\/h3>\n<h3>&#8220;North Korea, we&#8217;ll thump!&#8221;\u00a0<span class=\"emoji\">\ud83d\ude31<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3>You may think me a grump,<\/h3>\n<h3>But we need Forrest Gump!<\/h3>\n<h3>Or off a bridge we&#8217;re going to jump!,<\/h3>\n<h3>Better yet, let&#8217;s just drink and get high &#8217;till we&#8217;re crumped!\u00a0<span class=\"emoji\">\ud83e\udd22<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Copyright \u00a9 2018 Stuart J. DuBreuil. All rights reserved.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83d\ude28\u00a0\ud83d\ude2d\u00a0\ud83d\ude20\u00a0\ud83d\ude35\u00a0\ud83d\ude31\u00a0\ud83e\udd22 Hillary got dumped, And America got Trumped. So now we&#8217;re ALL humped. Our allies are stumped, While Putin is pumped. In my throat there&#8217;s a lump, When I hear Mr. Trump, &#8220;North Korea, we&#8217;ll thump!&#8221;\u00a0\ud83d\ude31 You may think me a grump, But we need Forrest Gump! Or off a bridge we&#8217;re going to jump!, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aeiblog-1-111109.ingress-florina.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aeiblog-1-111109.ingress-florina.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aeiblog-1-111109.ingress-florina.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aeiblog-1-111109.ingress-florina.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aeiblog-1-111109.ingress-florina.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/aeiblog-1-111109.ingress-florina.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":163,"href":"https:\/\/aeiblog-1-111109.ingress-florina.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions\/163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aeiblog-1-111109.ingress-florina.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aeiblog-1-111109.ingress-florina.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aeiblog-1-111109.ingress-florina.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}